Albania

Albania is a small European country located on the Adriatic Sea. The only reason why anyone has ever heard of Albania is because it has a funny-sounding name which suggests that its residents probably have hilarious accents (I'm not sure what Albanians sound like, but I assume this to be true). If the eastern Mediterranean region were a sideways picture of a guy about to be curb-stomped by Italy (with the the curb and the stompee's head represented by Turkey and Greece, respectively), Albania would be located somewhere in the victim's upper spinal region. Albania doesn't produce a lot of good music and most people there still consider Coldplay to be "the bee's knees."

The deformed bird/dragon thing on Albania's flag represents the country's proud history of rampant inbreeding.