Fiji

Fiji is the place Jim Carrey's character from The Truman Show was trying to get to when he crashed a sailboat into the wall of that giant indoor set. You see that flick? Pretty good in my opinion. Fiji is a Pacific island nation which Wikipedia helpfully describes as "east of Vanuatu, west of Tonga and south of Tuvalu." Oh thanks Wikipedia, east of Vanuatu? Yeah, now I know exactly where it is. And Tonga, Jesus. Don't get me started. Fiji have a Union Jack on their flag so their history probably involves the British. Who really cares?

One thing they have a lot of in Fiji is the ocean.