Monday, May 24, 2010

Japan

Japan is a country consisting of almost 7,000 islands located off the coast of East Asia. Though sometimes known as the "Land of the Rising Sun," this is a misnomer because the rising sun is actually located in outer space. The capital, Tokyo, has a higher population than any other urban conurbation in the world (also: more Japanese people). Japan officially renounced the right to declare war in 1947, after we rocked their shit in World War II - rubbing that in is generally considered to be an impolite move, but boy is it funny from time to time. Despite its being home to a proud civilization that has existed in some form since prehistoric times, if Japan is brought up in conversation with most regular dudes, the first things they will think of are karaoke and weird animated pornography.

The Japanese invented "Power Rangers." You're welcome.

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