Bolivia

Bolivia is a country hovering in the stratosphere above central South America, best known for bordering Lake Titicaca, consistently ranked #1 in Time magazine's annual "Top 50 Things in the World that 3rd-Graders Think Are Hilarious" issue (having just edged out France and the San Andreas Fault in 2009 [Author's Note: Don't ask me. Children are basically dumb as hell.]). Its capital, La Paz (Spanish for "The Paz"), is the world's highest capital city, which is ironic because the Bolivian space program sucks ass. Located at an altitude of more than two miles above sea level, La Paz is also notable for having given birth to a super race of people who can live for almost a full week without oxygen.

If you ever get in a fight with someone from La Paz, do not try to choke him. It will not work.