Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Cyprus

Dear Cyprus,

For your consideration, a couple reasons why maybe you shouldn't be a country anymore.

1. You can't seem to keep Turkish people and Greek people from being impolite to one another.
Turkey just kind of decided they were going to get on that island because it was within easy throwing distance. You can expect that from Turks because they basically don't give a shit, but you Greeks, I don't understand you. You know what you are saying to me? You're saying "I don't want to live in fucking Greece. After all, it's only like, the most beautiful and temperate country that ever existed." Give it up. You cannot possibly care that much, especially considering that:

2. Your stupid flag is just a stupid picture of how the stupid country appears on a map.

Every nation has some message they want to project to the world. Cyprus's is "Here's what we look like from space."

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