Saturday, August 14, 2010

Maldives

Maldives: Pros vs Cons

PRO: Easy access to a wide variety of sea creatures
CON: No access whatsoever to literally anything else
PRO: Lots of good places to swim
CON: Lots of good places to drown
PRO: High point of 7'7" above sea level, good confidence boost for novice mountaineers
CON: Having your entire town destroyed by an eight-foot swell
PRO: Warm climate
CON: Global warming
PRO: Beautiful vacation spot
CON: Get there soon, 'cause it'll be underwater within the next few months

The capital is Malé. It will soon be overrun by merpeople.

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