Kenya

Kenya is an east African nation located along the coast of the Indian Ocean, near the Great Lakes region of Africa. Named for Mount Kenya, the second-tallest mountain in Africa (or the fifth-tallest if, for some reason, you also count three taller mountains which are not in Africa), Kenya is home to an extremely wide variety of native tribes, including but not limited to the Kikuyu, Luhya, and maybe even a Guido or two! Despite being located relatively close to some shitty shitty shitty (etc.) deserts, Kenya is home to one of the richest ecosystems in the world and, as a British colony, was a popular destination for Europeans in adorable khaki outfits who hoped to put some bullets in some rare and beautiful mammals to prove how manly they were (i.e. so manly). In general, Kenyans have really terrific cardio, in case they have to run away from said wildlife.

The capital is Nairobi, shown here under attack from a 350-foot giraffe.