Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland (or Ulster, if you have an accent that makes you difficult to take seriously) is a country presumably located somewhere in the northern portion of Ireland. The delinquent child in the family that is the United Kingdom, Northern Ireland has been the site of centuries' worth of arguments (the kind with bombs ["bombguments"]) over whether or not to be British. The 1800 Acts of Union made Ireland a part of the United Kingdom, leading to years of armed conflict between Protestants, who had always thought the Irish language looked stupid in print, and Irish Catholics, who believed that England should have asked nicely first. In 1920, the island was partitioned into Northern Ireland and Ireland Classic™ with the former remaining a part of the United Kingdom. In typical fashion, this resolved almost nothing. In the 1960s, Northern Ireland entered a bold new era of ethnic violence that lasted until 1998 when Bill Clinton put a stop to it by being awesome. This period is known as "The Troubles." Leave it to the British to make a long and bloody ethno-political conflict sound like something from a children's book.

The Giant's Causeway, shown here being climbed on by naked alien woman-things, is located in Northern Ireland.