Algeria

Algeria is in Africa, so I imagine it's full of giraffes and diseases whose symptoms include violent diarrhea. It is the eleventh-largest country in the world by area, but a fat lot of good that does it because there are a whole bunch of folks out there that can totally beat its ass, including the Ottomans (not the kind you sit on) and the French, who totally dominated Algeria's business for hundreds of years. Algerians (which is, in my opinion, not a very original name for them) speak French and Arabic, which pretty much makes them an axis of evil unto themselves.

Most Algerians do not look this scary.