Guyana

Guyana is a small former British colony on the north coast of South America among a couple of other little bitch countries that speak Dutch or something. Its capital is Georgetown, a port city of some 200,000 residents. However, more people have probably heard of Jonestown, a temporary settlement near the Venezuelan border where, in 1978, more than 900 people offed themselves en-masse because some douche from Indiana told them to. Needless to say, the Guyanese tourism industry has never recovered.

Jim Jones: Just like Jesus except that Jesus wasn't a total asshole.