Iran

Iran is a[n evil] nation located in the Middle East between Afghanistan and Iraq in what many have described as "a shitty place to put a country." Though Iran contains a wide array of ethnic groups, its primary population consists of Persians, who can travel through time and hate it when you call them Arabs. One famous Iranian is president/star of the popular television series "Mahmoud Says the Darnedest Things," Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. His international fame has run into a bit of an obstacle in that about eight percent of the people who have heard of him actually know how to pronounce his name (Author's Note: For fuck's sake people, it's not even really that difficult).

Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei did not invent that beard - he just perfected it.