Indonesia

Indonesia is a nation consisting of roughly a buttload [over 17,000] of islands off the coast of southeast Asia. It contains about 4% of the people who exist and has more Muslims than anyone else (take that, Nigeria!). Formerly known as the place where the Dutch got all their good drugs, Indonesia achieved independence from the Netherlands in 1945 when the Japanese, who were in a rotten mood and not taking shit from most anybody in those days, showed up and said "Hey guys, could you leave please?"

Hirohito: Passive-aggressive much?