Honduras

Honduras (pronounced "owned-yer-azz") is a small Central American country which has drawn the resentment of its neighbors El Salvador and Guatemala by connecting them, however tenuously, to what they typically refer to as "fucking Nicaragua." The capital is Tegucigalpa, which is at least twice as much fun to say as it could possibly be to live there. The national anthem is "National Anthem of Honduras" and the national dish is Honduran food.

A night-time view of Tegucigalpa, which apparently looks a lot like St. Regis, Montana.