India

India (or Native America) is a country in south Asia which contains more than a billion people (around 236 Wisconsins, if you're the sort of person who measures population in Wisconsins), making it the second-largest country in the world behind China. If you've lost your job recently, you can probably find it in India, where someone else is now doing it for an annual salary of eight dollars and a cheese sandwich. The most popular sport in India is cricket, a game of English origin which is kind of like a cross between baseball and a bunch of guys waiting for the bus.

Some of the things you can do while in India are things that I would not typically recommend.