Israel

Israel is a country in the Middle East that was invented by God 6,000 years ago, because he loved his chosen people so much that he decided they deserved to have a chunk of mostly miserable desert on the eastern end of the Mediterranean Sea. Israel didn't officially become a nation until 1948, when the Jewish conspiracy controlling the universe connived to make the United Nations give them their own sovereign nation located in that miserable desert. Israeli history since then has consisted mainly of a series of armed conflicts that erupted every time that Egypt, Jordan and Syria needed a quick reminder of who their daddy was.

David Ben-Gurion, Israel's first Jewish Prime Minister.