Bosnia and Herzegovina

Bonzo-Herzegovina is a non-hyphenated country located on the Balkan peninsula and a former part of Yugoslavia, a magical nation where almost any dispute could be solved by setting somebody on fire. The Bosniaks and the Herzegovernors ended up as roommates because they were the only guys in the region who could be around each other for any extended period of time without leaving active grenades under one another's pillows at night. The capital, Sarajevo, is best-known as the place where Austrian nobleman/Scottish indie rock band Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914, giving the rest of Europe the excuse they needed to try out all their awesome new guns on each other.

Sarajevo is basically the Bad News Capital of Europe.