Congo, Plain Ol' Republic of the

Located just across the Congo River (no relation) from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Republic of the Congo is a totally lame dictatorship run by an authoritarian dickhead who thinks his shit don't stink. His name is Denis Sassou Nguesso, which probably explains his Napoleonic tendencies (How do you think high school was for him after his classmates realized that "Sassou" rhymes with "poo?" Not very good, I'll bet). The Republic of Congo's thriving tourism industry is based almost entirely on tricking stupid white people from Germany and the UK into mistaking them for Cameroon.

Rhumsiki Peak: An example of a thing that is not located in the Republic of the Congo