Comoros

An island nation nestled in the Indian Ocean between Madagascar and Mozambique, Comoros was first settled in the sixth century AD by a bunch of dudes who had discovered how to build boats but hadn't yet mastered the art of sailing them towards anything worthwhile. Comoros is a member of the Arab League, but such an insignificant one that the other members almost always forget to send it a Facebook invitation to the annual potluck. If Comoros is noteworthy for any reason at all, it's for its ridiculous flag, which looks like something you might see at a Muslim gay pride rally.

"Praise Allah, for we are both here and queer!"