Costa Rica

Costa Rica is a small Central American country located just northwest of Panama on the isthmus once labeled "North America's Dick" by a cartographer who was immediately fired thereafter (from wherever it is that a cartographer works). Also, it has monkeys. Most Costarriqueños (Author's Note: Not a real word.) live in the country's central valley, a fertile region surrounded by volcanoes. According to a friend of mine who is really into this sort of science-y stuff, when 2012 comes along, those people are gonna be totally fucked.

LOOK OUT, A VOLCANO!