Central African Republic

Here are some reasons why I feel bad for the Central African Republic (aside from the fact that its citizens' main sources of sustenance are dirt and puddle water).

#1: Someone spent about three seconds naming it, then presumably never thought about it ever again
#2: The flag pretty much looks like what shows up on your television screen when the station is having technical difficulties
#3: The Sudanese are notoriously lousy neighbors

"We will return to your regularly scheduled country as soon as possible. We apologize for the interruption."