Brunei

The Nation of Brunei, Abode of Peace is a southeast Asian country consisting of the couple of dots on the island of Borneo which are not Malaysia or Indonesia. An Islamic absolute monarchy, Brunei is the domain of Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah, known for his comically large car collection, reportedly consisting of somewhere between 3,000 and 6,000 automobiles, a number which would be impossible to justify even if Bolkiah got around by riding two cars like waterskis (as far as I know, he does not). Look, I'm not saying that he's compensating for anything, I just think it's an interesting coincidence that he also has a tiny penis (Author's Note: Sometimes Wikipedia knows things that it probably shouldn't).

Hassanal Bolkiah: A 12-year-old boy trapped in the body of a 64-year-old sex offender.