Denmark

Denmark is a small [Socialist!] nation in Northern Europe, desperately trapped between Germany and a relatively cold body of water. Its population consists mainly of vikings, weird filmmakers and people who make uncomfortably relentless eye contact while talking to you. None of them can grow beards. Its capital, Copenhagen, is located on an island so close to the Scandinavian peninsula that, on a day when the wind is coming off of the Baltic Sea in a certain way, its inhabitants can actually smell the foul stinking breath of the Swedes.

Danish filmmaker Lars Von Trier is one of the world's most respected creators of movies that no one could possibly enjoy.