Estonia

Estonia is a European country located just south of the Gulf of Finland (which boasts some of the shittiest surfing locations known to man). In 2002, a Fox News report on Germany aired, showing a negatized version of the German flag in order to cast aspersions on the country's character for some reason. As the majority of Estonians had been up all night drinking cough medicine prior to the newscast, they were immediately drawn to the weird color scheme of the corrupted pattern and soon adopted the flag as their own. Sadly, this is the most interesting thing that has ever happened in northern Europe.

"Germany: A pretty decent country on the whole."

"OR IS IT?"