Guinea

Guinea is a country bordering Mali, Cote d'Ivoire and Another Guinea in West Africa. Despite its small size, Guinea has a relatively large amount of cool shit that it can pull out of the ground and sell to other people. For instance, Guinea has the world's largest reserve of bauxite, which is apparently some sort of a thing. Guinea is also full of diamonds, which are things that you are more likely to have heard of (Author's Note: All I can say for sure is that I have heard of them). The Niger River, third-longest in Africa behind the Nile and the Congo, begins in Guinea as well, so if an evil genius decides to steal West Africa's water supply anytime in the near future, this will probably be the site of another terrible James Bond movie.

This movie made me sad.