Djibouti

It must be hard to be from Djibouti and know that you can try as hard as you want, but you and the rest of your countrymen combined will never contribute anything to the world that is better than the name of your country (which, by the way, is one hundred percent awesome). When the natives of this country, located in northeast Africa on the Red Sea shore, aren't pondering this difficult truth, they are typically dodging cannon fire from neighboring Somalia.

Djiboutian President Ismail Omar Guelleh and former U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld pretend to have heard of each other.