Greece

Greece is a European nation located on the southern tip of the Balkan Peninsula. Ancient Greece is thought to be the cradle of western civilization, having given the world a wide variety of inventions including democracy, western philosophy, the ionic column, homosexuality, the Pythagorean theorem and the toga party. The Ancient Greeks basically invented inventing things, so you might say we also have them to thank for the automobile, penicillin and air conditioning. Greece is best-known as the nominal setting for that one movie where a bunch of musclebound freaks shouted manly things at each other for two consecutive hours while wearing nothing but red capes and underpants.

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTS?"