El Salvador

Don't get me wrong, El Salvador is a pretty great place to buy bananas. I'm just saying that if you go there and randomly ask a guy on the street for one he will probably punch you. They use the American dollar as currency there, which I think is a nice gesture (Author's Note: This change was mainly motivated by constant ridicule suffered by Salvadoreans for their previous currency, the colón). San Salvador is generally considered to be one of the main places that is a city there. Salvadoreans love to listen to terrible flute music, but are mostly alright otherwise.

The capital is San Salvador, which is Spanish for something.