Ecuador

Ecuador is a mountainous country in northwestern South America, notable for being one of the main countries that is named after an imaginary line. It's a good concept, but in my opinion it was applied in the wrong place; I'd much rather Saudi Arabia had been named "Cancer." Ecuador holds domain over the Galápagos Islands, best known as the place where Charles Darwin, a 19th-century British scientist who totally hated Jesus, invented a bunch of nonsensical shit about how we used to be monkeys.

What a dick.