Gabon

Gabon (the opposite of Fuggoff) is a relatively not-terrible country located between Cameroon and the Republic of the Congo in west-central Africa. The capital is Libreville, so named because it is built entirely out of books. The current president, Ali Bongo Ondimba, went into politics only after realizing that just having a totally awesome name isn't really a job by itself. Gabon has a relatively strong economy and a booming tourism industry dependent mainly on people who think they're too good to go to the damn zoo. Famous Gabonese people include, uh, nobody. Nobody from Gabon is famous.

Ali Bongo Ondimba: Not famous.