Egypt

Egypt, otherwise known as Where Everybody Lived Before Living Anywhere Else Had Been Invented Yet, is a North African country that most people have heard of. This is because Egyptians are constantly winding up on the wrong side of history. I mean, a lot of cultures throughout the years have enslaved other people, but as far as I know, the Egyptians were the only ones who did it to a people who just happened to have a fierce and omnipotent god on their side. Rotten luck, really. And then, as if that wasn't enough, their kings built these giant monuments so that they would be well-provided for in the afterlife, never realizing that all they were doing was making it easy for a bunch of assholes to dig up their corpses later, then put them on tables and charge money to gawk at them, occasionally bringing one to life by accident and then sending Brendan Fraser to destroy it.

It probably would have been cheaper to just build a huge sign that said "DIG HERE."