Germany

Austrian-born Adolf Hitler is probably the awful jackass most commonly associated with Germany, a democratic republic located in central Europe (within easy stormtrooping distance of France and Belgium), but Germany has, in its own right, provided the world with a number of forceful dudes with no sense of humor at all. Some of Germany's great heroes include Beethoven (dick), Wagner (MAJOR dick) and Nietzsche (dick/seventh place on "Top 50 Greatest Mustaches of All Time" list published in Spin Magazine's August 2008 issue). Despite their vaguely scary-sounding language and a looming reputation for inherent evil that will probably last for as long as World War II remains an awesome thing to make movies about, Germans are a generally friendly and goodhearted people, or as one observer described them: "Better than the goddamn Estonians, that's for sure."

I know you're not supposed to say impolite things about the dead but this guy was a TOTAL dick.