Dominica

Dominica is one of those stupid little islands in the Caribbean that insists on being its own nation because apparently it's never heard of any of the, like, seven other inconsequential landmasses nearby and doesn't realize how much easier it is to learn one country than eight. Sheesh. What have you got that Guadeloupe doesn't? That's right. Nothing. Get with the program, you dicks. Dominica was discovered by Christopher Columbus, and that is basically the only thing it has in common with Ohio.

One of these green islands is Dominica. Which one? Who gives a shit?